Have you ever stared into your fridge, saw one lone piece of crustless pizza, and thought, “Well, what now?” No? Just me? Well, welcome to my kitchen, where anything goes — especially when it comes to leftovers. Around here, nothing goes to waste, not even that last slice of crustless chicken bacon ranch pizza.
This isn’t your grandma’s mashed cauliflower (unless she was also tossing pizza into hers). It’s savory, satisfying, and perfect for those days when you want comfort food without the carb crash. Oh — and it only takes about 15 minutes from start to finish.
This one’s for my fellow low carb adventurers who like their food flavorful, their meals simple, and their leftovers fabulous.
A Little Leftover Magic
Let’s talk about that pizza for a moment. You know how there’s always one piece left? In our house, I usually wrap it up and tell myself I’ll reheat it tomorrow — and sometimes I do. But this time, I looked at that lonely slice like a blank canvas.
I thought, what if I could transform it into something new? Something warm and creamy with a hint of that original ranch and bacon flavor still hanging around? That’s how this low carb mashed cauliflower recipe was born.
It’s one of those easy low carb meals that makes you feel like a kitchen genius, even when it’s just Tuesday and you’re running low on groceries.
Loaded Cauliflower Mash
Ingredients:
- 1/2 head of cauliflower, cut into pieces
- 1 piece of crustless chicken bacon ranch pizza
- 1 T all natural bacon bits
- 1/4 c shredded cheese (cheddar, Monterey Jack, or pepper jack are all great here)
- Pepper, yum!
Instructions:
Steam the Cauliflower
Add cauliflower pieces to a microwave-safe dish with about 4 tablespoons of water. Cover and microwave on high for 5 minutes or until fork-tender.-
Puree It Smooth
Transfer the cauliflower to a food processor and blend until smooth. You want it creamy and lump-free — this is your base. -
Build the Flavor
Scoop the mash into a small pot over medium heat. Add your pizza slice (yes, just toss it in!), bacon bits, shredded cheese, and black pepper. Stir gently until everything melts together and gets nice and hot. -
Serve and Savor
Dish it up in a cozy bowl and enjoy right away. Trust me, this one hits the spot.
Why This Works for Low Carb & Keto Lifestyles
Cauliflower is a staple in many low carb dinner ideas — and for good reason. It’s versatile, naturally gluten-free, and takes on the flavors of whatever you pair it with. Instead of a carb-heavy pasta or potato side, this mash gives you all the comfort with none of the crash.
And using leftovers creatively like this? That’s a win for your wallet, your time, and your blood sugar.
Whether you're following keto, doing your best to keep your meals low glycemic, or simply trying to eat a little lighter, this recipe fits the bill.
Variations to Try
Don’t have a piece of crustless pizza lying around? No problem. This recipe adapts beautifully:
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Use leftover rotisserie chicken and a spoonful of ranch dressing for that same flavor combo.
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Toss in some chopped roasted veggies for extra oomph.
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Add a spoonful of cream cheese or sour cream for even more creaminess.
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Swap cheddar for parmesan, gouda, or mozzarella depending on what you’ve got on hand.
This is your sign to experiment. Use what you love and make it yours!
Kitchen Tips for the Best Mashed Cauliflower
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Steam it well: Soft cauliflower = creamy mash. Don’t rush this part.
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A good food processor is your friend: Chunky mash has its place, but for this? Smooth is where it’s at.
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Season boldly: Don’t skimp on the pepper — or anything else that packs flavor.
Serving Ideas
This dish works great as:
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A quick lunch when you’re short on time.
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A creative side dish for dinner — pair it with grilled chicken, steak - like I did, or even meatballs.
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A savory snack when you want something warm, filling, and guilt-free.
It’s like mashed potatoes — only smarter, lighter, and way more fun.
Thoughts from my Cottage Kitchen
Some people plan their meals. I peek in the fridge, have a chat with whatever’s in there (yes, I do talk to my food), and see where the day takes me. This mashed cauliflower recipe is one of those unexpected moments that ended up being a total keeper.
It's humble, hearty, and high on flavor — and a gentle reminder that creativity in the kitchen doesn’t require fancy ingredients or a culinary degree. Sometimes all it takes is one little leftover and a head of cauliflower.
If you’re on a low carb journey or just love a good kitchen experiment, I hope this one earns a spot in your recipe box.
Thanks for joining me today. Now, go talk to your fridge and see what magic you can make.
Ciao,
Cara